Full Review:

Kashi GOLEAN Chewy Oatmeal Raisin Cookie!!

Adam ate this on April 26, 2010

It’s like a cookie….but in bar form! Genius. I grabbed one of these at my buddies bike shop after an event they had the other day. It really is the perfect food for people on the go. It’s handy and crazy filling. In fact it is so handy that I have compiled a comprehensive list of places that this snack would be perfect for:

1. On a boat. (one hand on steering wheel, one hand nom’ing on a Kashi bar)

2. With a goat. (Goats make great company but don’t like raisins so more for you!)

3. In the rain. (The yogurt-y coating makes it water proof……ish)

4. On a train. (On the way to Hogwarts)

5. In the dark. (Ghosts also dislike raisins)

6. In a tree. (Have you ever tried to eat a sandwich and climb a tree?)

7. In a car. (Again, one hand operation. Unless you drive stick. Then you are screwed)

8. In a box. (Especially a padded one. They are called cells also. Not boxes)

9. With a fox. (Fantastic!)

10. In a house. (I’m currently taking full advantage of this one)

11. With a mouse. (And probably this one)

12. Here. (Done!)

13. There. (About to be!)

14. ANYWHERE! (See. Perfect on the go snack. Proof.)

Thoughts on the packaging?

Love the simple white and purple. Still trying to figure out the Stonehenge looking oatmeal cookies dancing on the bottom though. Help me out. What am I missing? Balanced part of my diet?? Is Kashi super excited about Portal 2 coming this holiday season like I am also. Is that cookie traveling through blue and out of orange. Hey Steam, check me!

Who would like it better Sam-I-Am or Unnamed second character?

Well I’m no psychic but I’m gonna say that Unnamed second character would be very adamant about not trying it because of his preconceived notions about oatmeal raisin cookies and maybe a bad memory from his childhood. But in the end Sam-I-Am (who we all know is quite rhythmic and convincing) would get unnamed second character to LOVE this bar and they would probably like it equally in The End.

Stand-alone snack or with something else?

It actually paired quite nicely with the water I was drinking. Kind of had that “I’m still healthy cause I’m made by Kashi, even though I taste like a delicious cookie, so you should stick with some healthy H20″ kinda vibe going on.

Best place to eat to this snack?

I believe I covered this quite thoroughly in my opening arguments. Prosecution rests.

Where were you when you ate this snack?

Laying on my bedroom floor listening to Tycho and drinking Boxed Water. Just an average Sunday night for an up and coming ultra internet celebrity. I’m sure Kevin Rose does the same thing on Sunday nights. Only cause he is trying super hard to be me. Poor kid. You’ll be big someday.