Full Review:

Pretzel Crisps!

Benjamin ate this on April 16, 2010

I’m just going to go out on the limb of the snack giving tree and say it: These are the most “proper” pretzels ever made.  That’s all there is to it.  I feel 15-17% better about myself, and more important when I eat these.  Thing is, they were only available in the large size bag for as long as I can remember having them – until I found that yesterday at a very random gas station somewhere in the middle of Michigan.  The basic idea is that you’ve got a pretzel – but its flat.  It’s like the MacBook Air of pretzels.  And something about them being so thin makes them somehow taste really, really good.  Almost goes against snack physics, you know?  These new snack size bags will let the average commoner enjoy what was once reserved as a pre-hors d’oeuvre, hors d’oeuvre at semi to averagely upscale dinner parties.

What kind of store did you find it at?

Again, used to only be at wine shops around town here, occasionally at the grocery store, but mostly more gourmet spots – this time I found at a BP gas station.

Napkin needed?

They call them linens Ben…linens.  Not “napkins”, this isn’t a “shin-dig”…its a nice dinner.  See, they have like 17 different forks at each setting…thats how you know its nice.  Tuck your shirt in.

Best place to eat to this snack?

Somewhere its acceptable to have your pinky poking out as you enjoy each thin little crisp.

Sum up your experience eating this snack in one word.

Important.

Do they have any other flavors?

Yes, they do.  Apparently a buffalo flavor?  Kind of doesn’t match with the rest of their brand…but, this is Snak Snak, I’d try a buffalo flavor Twinkie.