Let’s start out this post with the word everyone is thinking. HEMP. There. I said it. This thing is probably the healthiest thing that will ever go into my face. Do you even see how many things AREN’T in this hippy bar. It’s made with rainbows and unicorn tears. That being said it was seriously delicious. It had a really good base flavor of granola and the sweetness of the Goji berry’s but then, SMACK, it has this insane like super cinnamon-y/Chai tea-y over arching flavor that rounds it out. It really is quite good tasting. Didn’t even taste like dirt or patchouli at all! (see I didn’t even mention that the brand name refers to naked mothers…oh wait…ew)
Any shop that carries anything with the word “post consumer”, “fair trade”, “organic”, “vegan”, “gluten free”…….basically if you see kids on fixies dressed like it’s the ’80s outside the store, go in and you will find these. But they also carry them at fascist Starbucks. That’s where I got mine.
This packaging is pretty sick. From the actual design with the tree coming out of the word “RAW” to the actual pulp-y, earthy material the packaging is made from. Points right to the fact that this was grown on a granola bar tree and contains nothing.
Maybe some lychee flavored Pom if you are feeling like some berry overload. If you’re feeling more chill maybe a good fruity chai tea……on the porch……..while watching a rain storm slowly roll in with some fuzzy slippers and a robe on. Mmmm. I need a porch…
Prius.
Sitting in Starbucks. Sipping on a fair trade-venti-double-non-fat-skinny-dolci-vanilla-half-shot-caramel-macchiato-with a sprinkle of candy cane shards, organic raw cinnamon stick stirred, and served in a 75% post consumer organic clay pot. (my usual morning cup ‘o joe)
I am on the same page as you with the chai tea tasting rainbows and tears! My pinkie shot up at the sight of the package.
Why does it have to be so expensive if it doesn’t have anything in it? Are Unicorn Tears hard to come by?
Thanks for recommending this snack.